I never wanted to be your stupid governor anyway! » The Allen Almanac:

"No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of this State [Arkansas] , nor be competent to testify as a witness in any court."

Hah. Time to go on the offensive:

1. Any person that is an atheist will be more likely to get a job from me. On the grounds that they display better skills of reason - a principal job requirement.

2. Any person that agrees with the Arkansas Constitution will not be eligible to work for me on the grounds of their religious discrimination.